From the corner of my eye, I saw a car fast approaching a black cat sleeping in the middle of the road, eyes half-closed (or half-open?). I shouted, “Move,” and the cat froze instead of moving. In one of those life-changing decisions, I ran and lifted the dazed cat, making it to the other side of the road, just escaping harm by a whisker.
As I placed the startled cat back onto the road, he said, “Thank you.”
I must have looked stunned and disbelieving, so the cat said, “I am a cat, and yes, you heard me say ‘Thank You’ to you!”
The black cat, whom we will not name for now, had just given me an amazing gift for saving his life. This gift, which was way more precious than anything money could buy, was my new ability to communicate with him and other cats!
Since then, I have conversed with the black cat and many others. They have revealed to me how, using various magical methods, they control the world (or perhaps even the universe!). I now share this “secret” information with you.